Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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