Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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