Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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