Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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