Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh

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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.

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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.

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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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