Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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