Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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