Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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