Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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