Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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