Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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