Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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