Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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