Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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