Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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