Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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