Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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