Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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