Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.


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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."


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Thoreau editing Thorough.


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Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.


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Is that you mommy?


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A cow on a skateboard.


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None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.


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Because it wanted to be a flat screen.


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King.


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