Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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