Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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