Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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