Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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