Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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