Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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