Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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