Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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