Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals

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