Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
Canvas not available.

or


What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
Canvas not available.

or


What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025