Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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