Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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