Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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