Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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