Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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