Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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