Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.


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At the baa-baa shop.


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What's a light bulb?


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Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.


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A tyrannosauraus wreck


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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Ask Cheese.


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Spelling.


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Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!


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