Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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