Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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