Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas

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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.

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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!


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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.

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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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