Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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