Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof


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He didn't have any guts!


GOOD		CRAP

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6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.


GOOD		CRAP

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it had blown away.


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Because 7 ate 9.


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She ran away from the ball.


GOOD		CRAP

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Put him in the front seat.


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Pupperoni.


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Because pepper makes them sneeze


GOOD		CRAP

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