Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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