To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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She kept running away from the ball.
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What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.
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The disk-o!
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