Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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