Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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