Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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