Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.


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Half a worm.


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He was looking for Pluto.


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Holly Davidson.


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Carlos.


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The letter G.


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I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".


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Because it's too far to walk!


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"The erection is rigged!"


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