Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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