Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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