Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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