Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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