Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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