Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon

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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs

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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.

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