Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Leap Year


GOOD		CRAP

or

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


GOOD		CRAP

or

A river.


GOOD		CRAP

or

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


GOOD		CRAP

or

His heart wasn't in it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Frostbite.


GOOD		CRAP

or

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


GOOD		CRAP

or