Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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