Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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