Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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