Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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