To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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He presses the paws button.
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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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ICE ICE Baby......
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they never get old!
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In the neigh-borhood.
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