Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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