Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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