Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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