Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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