Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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