Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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