Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.


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When the door is open.


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A baboom


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.


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French Flies.


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Between you and me, something smells.


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Glass flippers.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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