Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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