Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!


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Its days were numbered.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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They both have trunks


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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None. They have machines to do that now.


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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It was in a pickle!


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You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.


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