Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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