Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon


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but I've been trippin' all day.


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It's Hans free.


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By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.


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Orca-stras


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Catillacs


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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An earthquake.


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