Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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