Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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