Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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