To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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There are footprints in the butter.
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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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I think I'm coming down with something!
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