Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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