Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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