To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.
Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Between you and me, something smells.
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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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