Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks

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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.

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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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