Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls!
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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