Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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