Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.


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they make up everything.


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As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.


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Discrimination.


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Croak-a-cola.


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Bugs Bunny.


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It's not a bulb, it's a globe.


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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Sue.


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