Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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