Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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