Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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