Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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