Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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