Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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