Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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