Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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