Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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