Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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