Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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