Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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