Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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