Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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