Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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