Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.


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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.


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Five after one.


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Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.


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If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.


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"Let me see your birth certificate".


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Those who read binary and those who don't.


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None; assholes never see the light anyway.


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It saves time in the long run.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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