Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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