Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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