Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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