Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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