Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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