Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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