Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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