Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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