Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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