Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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