Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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