Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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