Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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