Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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