Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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