Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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