Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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