Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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