Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.


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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.


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None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.


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Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.


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Because she wanted to hit the high C's.


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I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."


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Take the words out of his mouth


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The cow that jumped over the moon


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A crookodile


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Frosted Flakes!


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