Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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