Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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