Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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