Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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