Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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