Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.


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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.


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Sleep somewhere else.


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I've got my ion you.


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Squeaky clean


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A pair of Re-Bachs.


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At the crystal ball.


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10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.


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Dead.


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One molar solution.


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