Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
Canvas not available.

or


I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
Canvas not available.

or


What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
Canvas not available.

or


I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
Canvas not available.

or


How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
Canvas not available.

or


How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025