Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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