Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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