Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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