Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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