Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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