Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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