Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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