Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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