Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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