Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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