Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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