Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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