Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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