Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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