Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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