Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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