Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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