Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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