Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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