Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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