Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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