Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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