Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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