Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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