Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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