Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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