Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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