Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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