Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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