Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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