Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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