Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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