Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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