Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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