Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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