Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.


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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out


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I've lost three days already.


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A blackboard.


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Squash


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Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.


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They can hit the high C's!


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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Call a chairman.


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A comb.


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