Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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