Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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