Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.


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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.


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What? You can change light bulbs?


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Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.


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The police had to comb the area.


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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


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A buff-a-loan


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They don't lie.


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