Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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