Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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