Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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