Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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