Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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