Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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