Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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