Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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