Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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