Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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