Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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