Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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