Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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