Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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