Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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