Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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