Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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