Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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