Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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