Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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