Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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