Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

Canvas not available.

or


Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
Canvas not available.

or


What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
Canvas not available.

or


Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
Canvas not available.

or


What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026