Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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