Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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