Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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