Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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