Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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