Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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