Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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