Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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