Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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