Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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