Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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