Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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