Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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