Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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