Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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