Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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