Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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