Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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