Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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