Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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