Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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