Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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