Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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