Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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