Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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