Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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