Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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