Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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