Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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