Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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