Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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