Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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