Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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