Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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