Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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