Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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