Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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