Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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