Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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