Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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