Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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