Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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