Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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