Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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