Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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