Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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