Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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