Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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