Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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