Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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