Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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