Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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