Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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