Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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