Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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