Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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