Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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