Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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