Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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