Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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