Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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