Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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