Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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