Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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