Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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