Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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