Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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