Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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