Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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