Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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