Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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