Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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