Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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