Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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