Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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