Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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