Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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