Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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