Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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