Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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