Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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