Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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