Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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