Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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