Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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