Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or


A seal walks into a club...
Canvas not available.

or


How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
Canvas not available.

or


What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
Canvas not available.

or


This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026