Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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