Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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