Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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