Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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