Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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