Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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