Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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