Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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