Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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