Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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