Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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