Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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