Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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