Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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