Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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