Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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