Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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