Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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