Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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