Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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