Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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