Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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