Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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