Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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