Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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