Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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