Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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