Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.


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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...


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Depends on what you want to change it into.


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A starfish.


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Lilly.


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Thorium.


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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.


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He made an illegal ewe turn.


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Aye, Aye, Arr and the Seven C's


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None, sound engineers don't do lights


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