Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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