Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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