Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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