Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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