Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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