Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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