Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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