Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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