Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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