Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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