Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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