Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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