Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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