Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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