Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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