Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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