Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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