Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What did the rug say to the floor?

Don't move, I've got you covered.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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