Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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