Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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