Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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