Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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