Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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