Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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