Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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