Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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