Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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