Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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