Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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