Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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