Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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