Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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