Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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