Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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