Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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