Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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