Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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