Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many junkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Oh wow, is it, like, dark, man?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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