Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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