Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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