Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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