Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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