Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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