Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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