Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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