Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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