Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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