Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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