Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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