Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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