Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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