Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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