Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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