Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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