Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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