Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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