Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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