Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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