Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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