Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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