Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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