Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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