Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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