Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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