Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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