Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Canvas not available.

or


What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
Canvas not available.

or


If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026