Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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