Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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