Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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