Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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