Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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