Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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