Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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