Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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