Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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