Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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