Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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