Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or


Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
Canvas not available.

or



What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
Canvas not available.

or



What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
Canvas not available.

or


Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
Canvas not available.

or


What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025