Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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