Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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