Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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