Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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