Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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