Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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