Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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