Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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