Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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