Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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