Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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