Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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