Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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