Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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A seal walks into a club...
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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