Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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