Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and the other two to help him down off the keg.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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