Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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