Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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