Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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