Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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or

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


GOOD		CRAP

or

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Sandy Claws.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Both of them.


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or

It�s a little fishy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because all his other wives support Hillary.


GOOD		CRAP

or