Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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