Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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