Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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