Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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