Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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