Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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