Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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