Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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