Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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