Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
Canvas not available.

or


How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
Canvas not available.

or


Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
Canvas not available.

or


A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
Canvas not available.

or


How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026