Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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