Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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