Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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