Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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