Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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