Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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