Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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