Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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