Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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