Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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