Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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