Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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