Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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