Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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