Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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