Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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