Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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