Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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