Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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