Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
Canvas not available.

or


What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or


Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
Canvas not available.

or


How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
Canvas not available.

or


What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
Canvas not available.

or


The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025