Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.


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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!


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With a tuba glue.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.


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I've been framed!


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Peanut butter and jellyfish.


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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