Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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