Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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