Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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