Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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