Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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