Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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