Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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