Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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