Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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