Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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