Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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