Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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