Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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