Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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