Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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