Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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