Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
Canvas not available.

or


What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

Canvas not available.

or


What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.

Canvas not available.

or


I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

Canvas not available.

or


What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
Canvas not available.

or


"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

Canvas not available.

or


What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!

Canvas not available.

or


What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025