Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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