Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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