Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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