Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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