Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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