Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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