Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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