Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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