Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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