Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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