Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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