Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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