Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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