Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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