Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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