Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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