Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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