Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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