Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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