Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.


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To get to the shell station.


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None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.


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They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.


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A head band!


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Where is pop corn?


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A crookodile


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White vans.


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What's a light bulb?


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