Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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