Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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