Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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