Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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