Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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