Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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