Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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