Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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