Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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