Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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