Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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