Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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