Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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