Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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