Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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