Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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