Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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