Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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