Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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