Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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