Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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