Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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