Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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