Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many Marxists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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