Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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