Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job'' presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb?

It's going to be a dark 4 years, isn't it?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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