Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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