Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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