Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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