Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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