Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.


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But that's just nuts


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A hot dog


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In a hambulance.


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Skeet.


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When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.


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Fryday


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No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.


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