Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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