Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.


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Camelflauge


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Because they don't fit on a ironing board


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Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


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You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


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Snow balls!


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A Dogwood


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She stole his heart.


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Punch.


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