Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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