Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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