Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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