Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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