Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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