Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.


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Glass flippers.


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Sherlock Bones.


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One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.


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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


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Both of them.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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New Jersey got to pick first.


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To see how long he slept.


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