Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.


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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.


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One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?


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No I deer


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Because all his uncles were "ants"!


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Orca-stras


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An instagram.


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but you accidentally say Mother.


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None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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