Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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