Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


GOOD		CRAP

or

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Start with two million.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A car only has one horn.


GOOD		CRAP

or

"The erection is rigged!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Steal its chair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


GOOD		CRAP

or