Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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