Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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