Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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