Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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