Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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