Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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