Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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