Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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