Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
Canvas not available.

or


Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
Canvas not available.

or


What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
Canvas not available.

or


Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

Canvas not available.

or


What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
Canvas not available.

or


Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
Canvas not available.

or


Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025