Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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