Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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