Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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