Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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