Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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