Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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