Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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