Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.


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or

What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!


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Blue sky at night: day.


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Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.


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Because it's pretty basic stuff.


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The leaning tower of Pizza.


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Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.


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CSI


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Because he was caught tweeting on a test.


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or

it had blown away.


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or