Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar!
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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