Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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