Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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