Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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