Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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