Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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