Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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